Chief button presser
Arrives with a flamethrower and a pitch deck nobody asked to see.
EVV ARCADEAn entirely unserious arcade game
Elon vs the world
Settle absolutely nothing in sixty seconds.
EVV // ARCADE01 PLAYER · 01 ROUND
Rotate to play
Turn your phone sideways for a full-screen fight.
⚡ SATIRE MODEINSERT COURAGE
Bearly prepared
Rides into the arena on a bear. Insists this counts as subtlety.
Words, words, words
His Word Storm sends opinions across the arena faster than anyone can fact-check them.
Half human, full throttle
Robot legs turn every debate into a Robo Stomp.
Put your brand in the arena.
Feature your message beside the game. Intro rate: $500 per month.
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Reach players below the arena with a creative placement. From $500 per month.
Ask on WhatsApp ↗How to play
Desktop Arrow keys or A/D/W move and jump · Space punches · B blocks · V fires the special attack.
Mobile Use the on-screen buttons. Rotate to landscape for more room.
Desktop demo ↗ Mobile demo ↗A fictional parody of public figures. No geopolitical disputes were resolved during play.
About Elon vs Vlad
Elon vs Vlad is a free, one-minute browser arcade game built as a parody of public figures. Pick any of four fighters for yourself and any fighter for your computer-controlled rival. Mirror matches are welcome. There are no accounts, purchases or real-money stakes.
Who can I play as?
Choose Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump or Sam Altman. Elon brings a flamethrower, Vlad has a bear roar, Trump launches a Word Storm, and Sam uses robot legs for a Robo Stomp.
How do I play on mobile?
Rotate your phone to landscape and use the on-screen movement, jump, punch, block and special buttons. On desktop, use arrow keys or A/D/W to move and jump, Space to punch, B to block and V for a special attack.